Beware!
I am trained in the art of nurf...
I am a weapon...
deadly...
accurate...
and without conscience...
(how else could I do this at work?)
my weapon:
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Extreme accurracy from 480 one-eighths of an inch!!!
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As you can see, from my virtual-target (credit to my IBM 17" monitor and Paint) I have been able to hone my nurf skills...
whether it be the assult pen or throwing darts, I am unmatched at hitting my v-target.
(do not let the fact that I am the only one who as attempted to hit my v-target fool you - because I am sure that I could best anyone who would try to challenge me on my target...)
They say the pen is mightier than the sword?
Well...
I am mighter than the PEN.
fear me.
you must.
