my neck hurts... or is it my shoulders?
I don't know - there is just a point of discomfort and I can't get to it... perhaps it is because I consumed too much caffeine...
chapter x is ready...
I am now frantically searching for Alleve...
[minutes later]
The Alleve has been located and ingested. I must now wait for the Alleve to take effect. While I am waiting, please stay on the line, and the first available operator will get to you in the order of your call... thank you!
I have decided that - although I am usually humorous (as in comedic, not the arm bone) - I want to be funnier than usual... This decision did not come lightly, but in order for my desire to come to fruition, I must stay up later and later... This way everything will be funnier!
I know you've noticed - everything is much funnier later in the night than in the morning after you wake up.
Perhaps, this is why they have so many late shows - because the comedian and hosts have realized that they are much funnier at night as well and they are capitalizing on this fact.
I bet the shows on even later than that are even funnier than the ones that precede it... only I wouldn't know, because that late at night I am in one of four states...
1. High stress and pressure because I have a deadline
2. Utterly absorbed into some kind of PC game (because I'm a dork, but at least I have Eric, Kris, Luis, or Chris to be a dork with)
3. Completely helpless with laughter due to the antics of the other people who are up with me, because everything they do or say is funny
4. Totally and most definitely passed out...
In any of the above cases, I would not be watching television, and therefore cannot bear witness to the obvious hilarity on so late at night...
ok.. so where was I? Oh yeah... my conclusion - I will stay up later because I am funnier later at night...
nhb bnh
thats my face hitting the keyboard...
it's really not that late right now... but I'm an old man...
GET OFF THE LAWN!
