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so I pull into work this morning about 8am.

I park in a shady spot under a tree across the street from the office.

I'm working, I'm working, I'm working...

lunch time, no plans. roommate and I decide to go to quizno's and to stop and get cough drops at cvs (he's coughing)

walk to the car.

get in.

start the car and notice that someone has, inexplicably, managed to get an unraveled prophylactic on the windshield of my car.

[insert wretching and disgust mixed with half-laughing - didn't look to see if it was used or not]

nasty.

so I turn on the windshield wipers and the washing fluid... the first two swipes made me gag even more.

nasty, nasty, nasty...

I probably used half of the fluid in the reservior, the problem is that it gets stuck on the edge of the windshield.

I back up and TEAR out of the parking lot. the latex flies off the car onto the street.

wipers and fluid still going.

uugghhh....

the next 30 minutes is used to duscuss who would have done something so disgusting and why I would be the target.

... ... ...

yeah. this week is going great...

someone please shoot me now.