Guaranteed 100%
sprinkle a little on the road and >poof!<
TRAFFIC!
big cars, little cars...
even trucks!!!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
not only does this amazing potion stop traffic!
it makes your car DIRTY!
that's right! just drive around in the potion and soon you will be in desperate need of a CAR WASH!
How much would something so magnificent set me back!
Brace yourselves!
IT'S FREE!!! (WOOO HOOO!)
Also, it is available to anyone ANYWHERE!*
I know what you're thinking. How can something so wonderful be available to an everyday shmoe like me?
Simple.
It's NATURE!
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*if the climate is temperate or warmer**, availability subject to weather conditions or acts of God
**above freezing so as to not create snow
DISCLAIMER WARNING: all-new-and-improved magical traffic potion causes, but is not limited to, increased traffic accidents, road rage, depression, increased or decreased plant growth, flooding, mudslides, long walks, decreased health and even death
Thursday, April 13, 2006
the all-new-and-improved magical traffic potion!
posted @ 09:13 by ryan in [ Arrrggghh... ]
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