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"Gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of food, drink, or intoxicants to the point of waste. In the Christian religions, it is considered one of the seven deadly sins -- a misplaced desire of food or its withholding from the needy" ~http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluttony

so is it considered waste if you get wasted and throw up?

not that I did.

I only had three beers last night... but on an empty stomach, I was pretty much done.

[yeah, I know - light weight]

in my defense they were microbrews of ~7.5% alcohol by content...

not sure if that counts as gluttony. considering the meager portions that I am able to consume at any given meal, I would think that I am far from gluttonous...

well, except for chocolate and ice cream.

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I guess it all depends on what you do while your intoxicated...

in my case, it leads to excessive singing and dancing, statements of affection which border [or at times cross over] uncomfortability, and very bad poker playing.

I also have the tendency to call people and leave absurdly long and incomprehensible voice messages.

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none of this happend last night.

three beers and a meatloaf dinner...

I was singing along with the dude at the bar with the guitar and a mic, although I wasn't singing into the mic.

my rommate was bitching about some of the people we had dinner with who had, by that time, left the establisment.

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in any case, I bring up gluttony because I just ate out for lunch and I'm super full...

I had a whole half of a sandwich and a cup of soup. typically I leave the restaurant with a takeout box because I can't finish (any meal) so my leftovers become dinner... today, I ate the whole thing!

[GASP!!]

yeah. and to top that off, I had two glasses of raspberry iced tea.

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what to do. what to do.

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I'm going to have to run a million miles to burn those calories.