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I'm pretty funny.

I am really.

I'm so funny that it annoys people.

of course, I could analyze that and come to the conclusion that I am merely annoying.

but that's not the case.

I'm sooooo funny that it annoys people how funny I am.

(ego talking - no other explanation - because I know I'm really not that funny)

I have developed a tough skin - it was needed. because if you dish it out, you need to be able to take it, which is also why I've tried to avaoid joking around in a way that could possibly make people feel bad.

"Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until... whoo... a clown pops out. Then you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die a little more inside." -stewie griffin

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the bruce campbell commercial where he sings hungry like a wolf whilst playing the piano is AWESOME.

i love bruce campbell. but not more than friends.

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so a few things. I am telling everyone this because maybe someone will find me a job where I can get paid the same amount as I make now doing this, but believe it or not, I am excel expert.

I am. really.

I can do formulas cold.

pivot tables are a snap.

I know so many shortcuts it's ridiculous.

I'm so good that I almost put too much effort in my spreadsheets... because really, not every spreadsheet needs buttons to sort every column and you don't need macros for everything.

but sue me, I like coding.

which brings me to the fact that I've rediscovered how much I like coding. for the past few weeks, I've been coding pl/sql. I'm pretty good at it.

which brings me back to the fact that I am funny.

because only funny people like programming.

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i got drunk on wednesday.