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I probably could have spent more time doing something useful instead of doing useless things this afternoon.

I was told to take my computer in.

so I did.

I was told it would take half a day.

I was like, "yeah right, whatever, it'll be done in two hours."

nope.

it has thus far taken the half of the day they predicted.

so much for being an optimist.

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on a brighter note, I believe lorie is coming home this weekend. HUZZAH! HUZZAY! BULLY!

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I was told that my australian accent sounds like a new york accent.

I was also told that my boston accent sounds like a new york accent.

one would think that I have a new york accent that I think sounds like whatever I think it sounds like. but I never tried to do a new york accent.

oh my gosh.

am I like one of those deluded fools on those reality tv competition shows!?

do I think I'm sooo funny only to go on live tv to be shown how completely not funny i am?!?!?

am I like the "choreographer" or the "singer" on "so you think you can dance" and "american idol" but from a misguided comedy/accent perspective?

the world is spinning.

all of a sudden, I'm seeing life much more clearly, and... and...

I...

uh...

I...

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no way.

I'll give you that my accents might suck. But "at least I have a 'lambert'"...

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"I feel like an angel baby, swaddled in a coccoon of cloud candy."

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and I think it's time to change the oil on this webpage... I'm thinking...

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that was it. I'm thinking.

I hate feeling wretched.

I feel that way sometimes.

not fun.

being scolded.

that makes me feel wretched.

disappointed looks.

feeling wretched.

seeing lorie upset.

wretched.

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the line in which I feel wretched is thin, almost invisible. this line exists between apathy, which is just past sadness and concern, and anger.

I don't like disapppoint people.

I don't like getting scolded.

when I get both, it really sucks.

the only thing that might be worse in my experience is getting both and it upsetting lorie.

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I'm over it.

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I got to the hotel, got upgraded to a one-bedroom sweet.

and then I ate a jr bacon cheeseburger.

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I just ate another.

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now, I am going to sit on the couch and think about working out.

because if I think about it, it's almost as if I'm doing it, right?

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I am going to stop this train of thought now. because I believe that if I make any more deep revelations, I might cause a shift in the paradigm of current intellectual thought.

I don't think people are ready for that shift...

just yet.

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don't worry, I will regale you with the exploits of my next meal and next day's activities.

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I know you are the end edge of your seat. you'd have to be... expecially if you made it this far into this blog.