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dude...

las vegas is stupid.

it's hot.

you eat at crappy buffets or macdonald's.

the pool is tiny at the crappy hotel at which you are staying.

and everyone is old or is trying to work you in some way.

and there is enough silicon to rebuild the internet

AND you lose all your money.

... ... ...

except for if you go with john and dana and spencer.

first - it wasn't even nearly as hot as I expected it to be... in fact, it was in the 70's the whole weekend.

second - I probably dropped more on dinner than I did at the tables... which is saying a lot, considering how much I dropped at the tables (but hey, I'm just making a deposit in vegas so that when I go next year, I'll be able to withdraw it... but man, it was damn good food.

third - three words. hard. rock. pool. I'm glad we stayed there because it was worth it just to hang out at the pool. I love swimming. I love dancing. what better combination than to swim and dance.

fourth - a lot of people will try to work you, but a lot of people are as nice as they are crazy... and man are they crazy. (and it's probably not a good idea to think any good-looking person - both female and male - is only hitting on your because they are hookers... which is what I thought anytime someone smiled at me... and for goodness sake - DON'T ASK THEM! which I found out the hard way...

fifth - leave your atm card at home as well as any unneeded credit cards - this probably saved me from a divorce.

sixth - remember to buy something for your significant other at least - this is easier if you aren't wasted most of the time you are awake. so...

seventh - you might enjoy vegas more if you don't drink. but I wouldn't know... you might even be smart enough to walk away from a table when you are up... but I wouldn't know...

eighth - expect to lose whatever money you bring - otherwise you will not enjoy yourself at all. then anything that comes back with you, that's just gravy baby. don't even pretend that you aren't about to lose all your money.

ninth - Never [CENSORED] but then john said [CENSORED] but dana [CENSORED] and spencer just [CENSORED]. rita told [CENSORED] while nancy picked [CENSORED] and nawfal and lisa got engaged at the venetian in a gondola... I guess everything else has to stay in vegas... :-P

tenth - my face is sunburned. I tried to exfoliate, but I think I just made it worse. oh, did I mention it was my first time in vegas?