Wednesday, August 24, 2005


twisted...
posted @ 11:17 by ryan in [ Tidbits... ]

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

~Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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I left my facial lotion at home. I shot it with my airsoft p90 (because I was testing out the laser sights) and I hit the cap dead on.

I forgot to grab the bottle and throw it in my carry-on.

I need to vacuum the house. (I like vacuuming)

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I might have stated this before...

or maybe not...

but after about the third or fourth beer, I'm pretty much useless at the poker table...

so if you want me to lose, it's a safer bet to get a few drinks into me than it is to let me not drink.

because, pretty much, I'm not going to make nearly as many mistakes if I reach total consciousness.

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ozone is poisonous and is only good for blocking out uv rays.

it's not something you want to breath.



Wednesday, August 24, 2005


doh...
posted @ 00:29 by ryan in [ 20/20 Hindsight... ]

I just lost $10 because I didn't bet the set and the river gave the dude a straight.

in all fairness... ten bucks is like nothing.

considering that a full tank of gas for me is like $50...

build more refineries and figure out how to transport and transfer hydrogen more safely and more efficiently... because these gas prices are shit.

oh well...

I think this is the first time I lost straight out in a while.

eh.

whatever.