Sunday, July 17, 2005


you know something is wrong when...
posted @ 22:37 by ryan in [ What the...? ]

it's Sunday 10:30pm...

you've been working since 10:00am (you would've been there earlier had you not gone to church)

and you're happy that you are leaving the office early for the day...

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there are so many levels of how that is wrong...



Sunday, July 17, 2005


blub... blub-blub...
posted @ 10:58 by ryan in [ What the...? ]

fishy fish bowl bowl bowl bowl...

I'm in a fish bowl and people can look at me... la la la la la la la

the yellow cat-5 cables branching from the router in the center of the table are like the tentacles of a sea anemone...

the power strip with all of the attached power cords are like seaweed snaking across a bed of black sand...

the laptops are akin to the a bed of clams and oysters resting on the floor...

the speaker phones like starfish and sting rays...

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I think I'm getting fat from working at my desk all day and constantly being provided take out food...

at least they let me see the sun once in a while...

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it's so pretty... yet its brightness is hurting my eyes...