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I just learned how to make one in Word.

I always wondered how, but that curiousity never developed into any form of action.

I just thought, "Oo. Neat. That would be nice to know." and then I would go and do something that I deemed more important, because really, how often will I be creating a table of contents.

now I know.

and knowing is half the battle.

so now, when I write short stories and novels in Word, I will be able to fill in the very beginning of the book, ultimately adding several pages.

And, of course, you all know the point of a book is to have as many pages as possible.

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"Are you reading the dictionary?"

"Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too."

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I would also like to hear your thoughts on the morbidity of "Three Blind Mice"...

Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.

See how they run!
See how they run!

They all ran after the farmer's wife,

Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,

Did you ever see such a sight in your life,

As three blind mice?

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personally, Instead of just chopping off their tails, I'd get some rat poison and kill them all...

the mice...

They should get jobs and buy their own food.

and how fast is that farmer's wife? Three tails!

she must have been feeling merciful, because if I were fast enough to chop a mouse, I would have made sure the thing wouldn't run anymore.

but that's just me...

and you know, she has to sterilize that knife now.

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I do not, of course, extend these sentiments towards dependents, the homeless, and those who live in third world countries...

er...

make that humans in general...