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I have proven that I cannot finish a spicy salmon roll, an alaskan roll, four salmon nigiri and a salmon hand roll.

I have proven it so soundly that there still remains half the spicy salmon, three-quarters of the alaskan, and the entire salmon hand roll.

oh. not to mention the salad and the soup that came with it.

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it has been proven because the remaining portions of the meal sit in front of me.

taunting me.

I had my doubts about my ability to polish off a meal of that magnitude.

I should have gone with that feeling.

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But, looking at the bright side, I will focus on the fact that I can sustain myself on one bought meal a day, due to the fact that I have enough left overs from lunch to suffice as a dinner.

of course, if lorie is around, I usually just give it to her to finish...

since she can eat me under the table.
since she exhibits a greater capacity to consume food than me.

except for ice cream.

I remain the undisputed champion.

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in any case, it has been quite a long time since I have had any quality sushi... actually, any sushi in general.

just thought i would share that.

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now that I have had my fix, I will go back to pounding through totino's pizzas and hungry man frozen dinners and garlic bread.

I have a little more than two months to continue my living-alone-like-a-slob lifestyle until I have to stop.

then I will no longer be engaged. then I will not longer be a bachelor.

I will be living with my best friend.

and she will have to change her last name.

and I will have to do the dishes and get non-plastic silverware and non-paper plates.

:-P