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a free lunch...

it was actually free...

Lorie made it for me and delivered it to my office for me (on her way to work)...

except I had to get to work at 7:00 am... well, more like 7:15 am.

in any case, that would have been extremely early for me, had it not been for the fact that, prior to the holidays, I was coming into work at around 7:30 am...

for the record, this is 1.5 hours earlier than my previous usual.

so, I had to get up super early to get to my office 15 minutes earlier so that I could get a "free" homemade lunch.

chicken ceasar pita wrap.

she even separated the chicken and lettuce from the pita so my pita would not get soggy.

she's so sweet. This has got to mean she loves me.

[insert thunderous applause here]

I ate the lunch with gusto.

I would show you a picture of the neatly packed lunch, but I ate it whilst I contemplated taking the picture. Upon finishing my contemplation, I realized that I had no more lunch of which to take a picture.

too bad for you.

but I think I got a drop of ceasar salad dressing on my pants.

... ... ...

I checked. I know I got a drop of ceasar salad dressing on my pants.

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I just wiped up what I could with the pink napkins that were included with said meal.

why do they even make pink napkins?

I can understand it is cheaper to make pink napkins than making red ones (less dye), and I can see blue, yellow, or white matching with most kitchens...

but not pink...

people will buy napkins regardless of the color (well so long as they are not some grotesque color or obnoxious design) so save on the dye and just make more white napkins...

but what do I know... there has probably been a ridiculous amount of market research showing that people like to buy pink napkins because pink napkins make people happy...

or something.

and stuff.