once upon a time (today), I had peaches and cream oatmeal (of the Quaker Oats brand - that Quaker sure gets around!).
I added more water (3/4 cup) than I was supposed to (1/2 cup) - but I did that on purpose.
I put it in the microwave (in a bowl silly - express cook, 1 minute).
It (the oatmeal in the bowl) almost overflowed.
so I stopped the microwave (after 44 seconds).
the dried peaches got really big after about five minutes of sitting in watered down oatmeal (but after that, the oatmeal seemed less watered down)
after another couple of minutes, it was the right consitency (porridgy - not soupy).
so I ate it (at this point it was not nearly as hot as it was when it came out of the microwave).
... ... ...
and the prince no longer had high cholesterol (which is really a misleading statement as the prince probably never had high cholesterol - but he will if he keeps eating lots of trans-fatty acids).
and they (whoever) lived happily ever after.
the end.
... ... ...
and this will probably be the highlight of the morning...
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
more oatmeal.
posted @ 09:51 by ryan in [ Once upon a time... ]
