Thursday, July 15, 2004


mmm...
posted @ 16:11 by ryan in [ Once upon a time... ]

I am a notoriously light eater...

my lunch typically ends up as my dinner...

(this is a good thing since I rarely cook for myself)

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that has nothing to do with anything though.

I only brought it up because I ate lunch today.

Over the last few months I have had approximately 10 or 12 home cooked meals.

meaning that the majority of my meals have been pizza, fast food, or frozen dinners. (I do get vitamins though - thanks to V8 splash and SoBe)

but whatever.

today I had a salad.

although I use the term loosely - meaning it came from the salad bar.

my salads, if you choose to think about it, is more or less an exploded ham and cheese sandwich...

on toast...

with a side of cucumber, sunflower seed, and a hard boiled egg...

take the ingredients:
lettuce and other greens
ham
shredded bacon
onions
cheese

add a boat load of croutons and you have the basic structure of a ham sandwich...

minus the congruity of the "actual" form of the sandwich.

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I ate this sandwich with a fork.

it took 3 hours.

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and I still have not finished my lemonade.