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I got here early again...
<-- things that I do will piss you off.

things you do will piss me off.

heck, they already do.

get over it.

I have made a concerted effort to try and not judge people...

however badly I fail at times, I am trying...

if you have a problem be a man and speak up, or do not show me you have a problem, because only pussies hide behind their feelings.

and you suck at poker...

lean a little bit closer...-->

I just want to take a minute here and mention how much more I appreciate the fact that I can renew my license and registration online.

no more having to take time off of work to go during hours when the secretary of state is open...

no more waiting in lines...

and better yet...

no more having to stand in line behind a smelly person.

[enter digression]

How do you handle smelly people?

if I can, I try to ignore the stench emanating from the person.

hopefully they have not tried to use cologne or perfume to mask (usually unsuccessfully) the odor - because that is when I start getting nauseous...

sometimes it gets so bad that I have to hold my breath for as long as I can

[holding breath]

and then hopefully I can leave the vicinity before I have to draw air again.

other times I breath into my shirt as inconspicuously as possible (I usually fail at the inconspicuous part of it)

and if that fails, I hope that I remembered to leave a blistex medex or an aroma therapy stress reliever unit in my pocket...

[breathing again]

if you are a stinky.

please fix it.

if you are a good friend of mine, I will tell you directly.

... ... ...

I would say that stinky should be one of the deadly sins, but I think that would be covered under sloth...

... ... ...

Anyhow...

I do not have to wait in line now. I have completed my renewals without that added bother.

online.

and I think I am going to get some almond chicken for lunch (which I do not think is authentic Chinese food, is it?) but hey, it is yummy to me...

and that has nothing to do with anything except for the fact that I am mad hungry right now.